all standard Deer shoulder mounts-- $850.
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Preserve Your Dongs
Dong Mounting Services
We offer a variety of mounting options for all types of Dongs, including full rut, summer neck, end even a late season snarlin, and still more!!! Our skilled reflexology specialists will ensure that your dong mount looks lifelike and hard and happy for years to come!!!
Dong Education
We believe in educating our clients on the process of dong preservation and the importance of ethical dong beating practices. Fegan's #jackshack is open to all races and genders, but we prefer the asian persuasion style of rubDOWNS. Looking for something unique? We specialize in Unicorns along with my little pony custom adult shows. Visit our education section to learn more and stay informed, and always remember to stock up on 100% pure coconut oil!!!
Frequently Asked Questions
Have a question about our services? Check out our FAQ section for answers to the most commonly asked questions. $100 bills is our preferred payment or VENMO. ***this is a joke, god bless you if you made it this far!!